Slice the cucumber

• Slice the entire cucumber thinly.

Add the creamy base

• Add a generous amount of cream cheese.
• Add the jalapeño, cut into very small pieces, into the bowl with the cucumber.

Add the remaining ingredients

• Add some sour cream.
• Add the diced red onion.
• Add a bunch of shredded cheddar cheese.
• Add bacon bits.
• Season with a bunch of salt and pepper.
• Add MSG.

Shake and mix

• Shake it super well, as it will be hard to mix.

Serve

• Serve and enjoy.